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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Bisaya jokes 24, 2016


Brad1: Brad, butangi ra gud ko'g tattoo kay sige ra ko nila tawgon ug bayot da!
Brad 2: Sige brad, asa man dapit nimo gusto?
Brad 1: Sa kilay lang brad para maldita tan-awon!

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In CEBU

In Cebu, we don't say, "Ang gwapa niya!" Instead we say, "Sheeet kalami niya"

In Cebu we don't say, "Hi kumusta na?" Instead we say, "Buhi pa diay ka buanga ka? "
In Cebu , we don't say, "Awesome!" Instead we say, "Ataya ato gud?!"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Buti nga sayo" Instead we say, "Dah! Merese! Gabaan ang buang"
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n Cebu, we don't say, "Weh? Di nga? Instead we say, "Pagsure ba kay magbiko tag Pink"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Dami mong pera Pare!" Instead we say, "Namayot napud ka gabii no?"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Saan kana?" Instead we say, "Piste oy! Dugay pa?"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Pasensya na po" Instead we say, "Strikto lagi ka sa personal oi"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Excuse me" Instead we say, "Padaplin daw bi"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Ulan na naman" Instead we say, "Managhan nasad ta ani"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Where's my pen?" Instead we say, "Animal ang nagkawat sa akong ballpen! Mayrag mamatay Krn Dayun."
In Cebu, we don't say, "Tahimik mo naman" Instead we say, "Pakahoy-kahoy ang buang ohh"
In Cebu, we don't say, "Wag mokong idamay" Instead we say, "ay ko amunga ha kay wa raba ko galabot-labot" 🌟
In Cebu, we don't say, "Wow sexy"😍 Instead we say, "Hubagang ate oy! Ka salad naba"😂 🌟
In Cebu, we don't say, "Girlfriend mo bro? Congrats!"😃 Instead we say, "Lahi napud na pre?"😂
"Pangag bya to ang last time"😂
"Bu-ak napud ni"😂
"Dagan nalang daan day!"😂
HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂
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bisaya, bisdak, binisaya, visaya, visayan, cebuano

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