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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Bisaya jokes 21, 2016

Gi interview si Juan ug Pedro nangapply ug trabaho, unang giinterview si Pedro'

Interviewer: kinsay ang Presidente sa pilipinas karon?
Pedro: Rodrigo Duterte.
Interviewer: Kanus a nadiscover ang pilipinas?
Pedro: March 15 1521
Interviewer: Nadiskubre naba ang tambal para sa cancer?
Pedro: oo,saona pa
Interviewer: maayo,hulat usa sa gawas ha?
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Dali daling nigawas si Pedro ug gipangutana ni Juan.
Juan: Dro,unsay pangutana sa interview ug tubag?
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Apan nisinggit ang interviewer "NEXT".
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Pedro: kani nalang Juan, isulti nalang ang tubag.
Pedro: number 1 kay Rodrigo Duterte. number 2 kay march 15 1521. number 3 kay oo, saona pa
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Interviewer: kinsa imong pangalan?
Juan: Rodrigo Duterte.
Interviewer: (napungot )kanus-a ka natawo?
Juan: March 15 1521.
Interviewer: nabuang naka?
Juan: oo, sauna pa.
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Giinterbyuw si markus sa embassy.

Interviewer: what is your name?
Markus: M P sir.
Interviewer: complete name please.
Markus: Markus Patalinghog sir.
Interviewer: fathers name?
Markus: M.P sir.
Interviewer: what is that?
Markus: Miguel Patalinghog.
Interviewer: where are you coming from?
Markus: M.P sir.
Interviewer: what is that?
Markus: Mountain Province.
Interviewer: what is your qualification?
Markus: M.P sir.
Interviewer: (angry)what is that?
Markus: Mathematics Professor!
Interviewer: so,why do you need a job?
Markus: its because M.P sir.
Interviewer: meaning?
Markus: Money Problems.
Interviewer: ok,we see u on monday.
Markus:
 how about my M.P sir?
Interviewer: meaning?
Markus: My Performance.
Interviewer: I think you have an M.P.
Markus: meaning?
Interviewer: Mental Problems.
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