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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Bisaya jokes 18, 2016

PATIENT: Doc,nakatulon kog ilaga,nag nganga man ko natulog,unsaonman nipagpagawas?
DOCTOR: SIGE,nganga ug usab kay sudlan tag iring,modagan lagi na!

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a girl txted her BF
“bhe,anhi sa balay kay walay ta0”

nagdalidali JuD ug lakaw ang b0y. pag-ab0t sa balay sa girl

perting panukt0k! “Wa jud diay tao”

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EXPECTATION: Tall dark handsome. 
REALITY: Tol ug sa dark ra siya handsome.
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lawyer examining a witness on a vehicle accident: Where were you sittingwhen the impact came?
Court interpreter to witness: Asa ka man naglingkod sa pag-abot 
sa impakto?
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MAESTRO: TEBAN use deduct, defense, defeat and detail in a sentence.
TEBAN: sus sir kasayon ra ana!TEBAN:Deduct jump over defense,defeat first then detail.
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bisaya, bisdak, binisaya, visaya, visayan, cebuano

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