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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Bisaya jokes 12, 2016

Si Juan ug ang iyang Tatay!!!!

JUAN: tay.. tay.. tay.. gitudluan baya mi ni maam ug pangatahuran tay...
TATAY: unya dong Juan kamoa naka mo tahod sa mga tigulang dong?
JUAN: kamao na lagi ko tay...
TATAY: kamao na jud ba ka dong Juan?
JUAN: kamao lagi ko tay... AMAW man diay ka oi AMAW!!!!

nyahaaaha tuara ahhhhh..ahhhhh..ahhhh..
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Si Estoy usa ka ahente sa Vacuum cleaner. Usa ka adlaw miadto siya sa balay ni Maring para agnihon niya sa pagpalit sa iyang baligya nga vacuum cleaner.

Estoy: Maam aduna akoy baligya nga vacuum cleaner. Sus pagkaabog sa imong salog. ako kining sabyagan ug tae sa baka ug kining tunob tunoban ug dili man gani malimpyo aning akong vacuum cleaner nga baligya ako kining tilaan.

Maring: Gikan karon dong sugdi na kana ug tila kay wala kamiy koryente.
Estoy: Butangi! 
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usa ka adlaw ang asawa nagpalit ug gitara para sa iyang bana kay birthday man kini nya. asawa nakigstorya sa iyang kaugalingon ---- masorsorprisa gyud ani akong bana...!

Tungod sa kalayo sa ilang balay sa syudad gabii na siya nahiabot sa ilahang balay. dhang naabot na siya sa ilang balay aduna siyay nakita nga sandal sa usa ka babaye sa ilang pultahan tungod sa iyang pagduda nihinay siya ug adto sa ilang kwarto ug didto nakita sa iyang duha ka mga mata ang usa ka babaye nga naghigda sa ilang kama, tungod sa iyang kalagot iya kining gibunalbunalan sa gitara nga iya untang irigalo ngadto sa iyang bana, pagkahuman niya ug bunal midagan dayon cya sa kusina ug didto iyang nakita ang iyang bana nga naglingkod nga nag - inom ug kape..

bana: lab kumusta nahiabot na diay ka? ang imong mama naabot kaganina ug didto nako gipakatulog sa atong kwarto nagkita namo??
asawa:  ayayayyyyy..... mommy
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bisaya, bisdak, binisaya, visayan, visaya, cebuano

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