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Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Bisaya jokes 11, 2016

Sa summer class gipangutana ug balik and studyante:

Maestra: Alright class throw back question ni ha. When you grow up what is your ambition???
Juan: Maam! Maam! Ako Maam!
Maestra: Ok Juan what is your ambition when you grow up?
Juan: When I grow up I want to be a big time drug dealer....unya magminyo ko ug sayo. akong palitan ug eroplano ang akong maasawa basta tanan niyang gusto akong paliton. 
Maestra: Saba diha Juan! Puro raman na hinanggaw ang imo oi.
Melanie: Maam! Maam! Ako Maam!
Maestra: alright Melanie what is your ambition when you grow up.
Melanie: Kuan Maam, I want to be Juan's wife.....
Maestra: Giatay mong duha...hala gawas!
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Si james mitawag sa iyang uyab apan ang nakatubag kay ang amahang pulis...

Amahan: Hello kinsa ni?
Si james na kuyawan....
Amahan: (nangisug na) Kinsa lagi ni!
James: This is James from Who wants to be a millianaire and I have a question to your daughter Christine. The timer starts now. Within 3 minutes...
(nagdagandagan ang amahan sa kusina para ihatag ang cellphone ni Christine)
Christine: Hello
James: Unsang oras ta manuroy?
Christine: Karong gabii.
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Para mahibal an ni Jane kung tinud-anay ang gugma ni Peter ngadto kaniya iya kining gipaadto sa ilaha para makigila-ila sa iyang ginikanan. Sa dihang didto na si Peter sa ilaha kalit mibundak ang ulan.

Inahan ni Jane: Peter ari nalang ka katug sa amoa kay kusog man ang uwan.

Pagkataud-taud miadto ang inahan sa Cr ug si Jane sa kusina. Pagbalik nilang duha sa sala wala na si Peter. Ila kining gipangita sa tibook balay apan wala nila nakita kini. Dangtan ug 40 minutos miabot si Peter nga pwerteng basaa.

Inahan ni Jane: Peter diin man ka gikan?
Peter: Didto ko gikan sa amoa maam, nagkuha ko sa akong unlan ug habol kay ari man kaha ko ninyo pakatulugon.

bwahahahahaha excited pa!
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