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Friday, January 29, 2016

Bisaya jokes 4, 2016

KULAS nag apply ug trabaho…
MANAGER: “Unsay imong pangalan?”
KULAS: “Kulas Sir.”
MANAGER: “Ok, edad?”
KULAS: “19.”
MANAGER: “Daang trabaho?”
KULAS: “Tricycle drayber Sir.”
MANAGER: “Single?”
KULAS: “dunay sidecar, Sir.
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Mama: Nak, hugasi tong isda na gipalit nako.
Anak: WTF ma!
Mama: Ha?! unsa imong g.ingon? Wat The F^ck??!!
Anak: Ma, WTF — Where’s The Fish! Ikaw jud ma, DM kaau!
Mama: DM? Dirty Minded??!!
Anak: Mama jud, DM— Dugay Makagets!
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Boy: Wala ra ka gikapoy? :)
Girl: Nganu man?
Boy: Ganiha ra man gud ka ga dagan dagan sa akong utok :))
Girl: Wala raman pod. Gamay ra bya imong utok hehe

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M:Balooot! Baloooot!
D:Nong, naay Penoy?
M:Naa dong.
D:Palihog nya ko Nong, iapil ug singgit!
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