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Friday, January 8, 2016

Bisaya jokes 1, 2016

ANAK: Nay, gipatawag ka sa Principal’s Office.
NAYNAY: Ngano man? Naa na pod kay gihimo nga kabuang no?
ANAK: Ako pa? Basig Ikaw nay Kay ikaw ma’y gipatawag sa principal office!


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LOLO: apo, tago kay naa imo teacher, ni absent raba ka!
APO: lo, tago pud kay ako raba ge ingnan ni absent ko kai NAMATAY KA!
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Traffic cop examining license of Tikya: Mao ni tunay nga retrato, claro ang mga kunot. Di pareho anang ubang babaye ga paritoke.

Tikya: Bugalbogalon! Ako man nang thumbmark!
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Teacher: OK class, only Pedro got 98/100.
Pedro: Dah! Kabuhat mo ana? Panguli mo’s inyong bukid oi. Pagtanom mo og kamote! Kaon mo og dukot! Mga bugo!

Teacher: ..the rest got 100..

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! MALIPAYONG BAG-ONG TUIG.  ---- I know this is quite late, but better late than never. I have been sick and tired the first few days of the year. I actually got sick New year's eve, but thankful everything is coming back to normal now. 

I know the world started 2016 with a lot of challenges, but with faith and God's grace I know we are able to go through this year still thankful and optimistic. 


picture not mine.



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