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Friday, November 6, 2015

Bisaya jokes 33, 2015

teacher: unsay past tense sa laba?
Tabudlong: nanglaba m'am!
teacher: ang present tense?
Tabudlong: naglalaba maam!
teacher: korek! ang future tense?
Tabudlong: MANGHAYHAY maám!

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Dili tanan party lingaw...ang 3rd party?
(nahan diay mo ana ha? naay mo underground sa imo langga? ha!)
Dili tanan trese (13) malas.."13 month pay"
(o ha? dba ka alegre ana)
Dili tanan negatibo makamog-ot or makaluya... "Pregnancy Test"
(nice nice maayo gani negative..hapit! amahan unta ka!)
Dili pud tanan positibo maglipay naka or mag silibrit ba karon..."H.I.V Postive"
(na! unya kinsa may ganahan mag hapi hapi ana abir?)
Dili tanan hinog lami..."Pimpols!"
(ewww yucks!? mo kaon diay ka ana? its so kaka..)

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judge: tinood ba nga ikaw ang nagkawat sa alahas, tV, CD, DVD , MP3 ug ETC?
Tabudlong: angkonon nako ang tanan pero wala jud ko nikawat sa ETC! wala ko kakita ana
sa ilanga balay..

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