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Friday, September 18, 2015

Bisaya jokes 27, 2015

Teacher: ok class use HEY in a sentence. Yes bulak!
bulak: HEY! That's my bag! Teacher: very goOd! You buyog!
buyog: our teacher is very cute. Baby face for short...she's really beautiful!
Teacher: hehe, thank u esyot...but asa man ang HEY?
buyog: HEY HEY HEY, JOKE lang MAM. bukad man dayon inyong atay. bwahahahaha!

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Pari nga tapulan nagwali

Pari: Nakahibalo ba kamo sa ato ibanghilyo karon?
Nanimba: Wala Padre
Pari: Mao ba, balik nalang mo ugma basaha usa ninyo para kabalo mo.

Pagkaugma...

Pari: Nakahibalo na ba kamo sa ibanghilyo karon?
Nanimba: Kabalo na padre
Pari: Mao ba, uli na lang mo kay kabalo naman mo.

(Nagsabot ang nanimba nga ang pikas side moingon nga o and pikas wala para makawali gyud and pari ug pagkasunod ugma)

Pari: Nakahibalo naba kamo sa ibanghilyo karon?
Nanimba1: Nakahibalo na me padre
Nanimba2: Wala padre
Pari: Mao ba, katong wala pa kahibalo pangutana mo sa nakahibalo na unya panguli namo ha.

hahahhaha tapulan jud..

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naay usa ka buktot nga galagot sa iyang kinabuhi..

Buktot: huhuhuhu....
Amigo: bay ngano man ka? knsay nag away nmo?
Buktot: mga bugalbugalon nga estambay bay..
Amigo: ngano man bay?
Buktot: ang-ang bay ila man ko permi sungogon nga buktot ko..
Amigo: ah, sagdi nlng na sila bay, gabaan lng na sila nmo.. ay nag hilak bay..
Buktot: ah di mahimo bay, kinahanglan jud ko manimalos nila.. bantay lng na sila bay..
Amigo: unsa man diay imng buhaton?
Buktot: magtuon kog karate bay..
Amigo: cge bay

AFTER 3 MONTHS OF PRACTICING

Buktot: huhuhuhuh
Amigo: uh bay, ngang nihilak nman pud ka? gsungog ghapun ka nila og buktot?
Buktot: wa nman bay..... kay ako nman sila gi-karate..
Amigo: nya nganung naghilak naman pud ka?
Buktot: ang-ang di nman Buktot ilang e-sungog nako..
Amigo: unsa nman diay?
Buktot: Ninja Tutle nah!!!!!!
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