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Friday, July 17, 2015

Bisaya jokes 22, 2015

Jep: Ngano na bad trip ka bai?
Poy: Nasuko akong igsuun bai.
Jep: ngano nasuko man?
Poy: Nakalimot man gud ko sa iyang bertdey.
Jep: Kadto ra nasuko na siya?
Poy: mao, unsaun man kay ako man siyang kaluha. (sabot?)

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ANAK:
Ma, 18th b-day na nko ugma, JANUARY 23. !, himo-e baya ko ug message ha, kanang makahilak ko.
(Pagka-ugma)

MAMA: Nak! adopted ra bya ka..hapi brthday!
ning-tuwad ug hilak uy!
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Titser: Juan nakit-an nako imong manong gadula ug tong-its didto sa kanto. Unta di ka parehas niya ha nga wala na gaiskwela ug tarong. Pagbinut-an Juan ha.
Juan: ayaw kaguol mam. Gatinarong man ko iskwela.
Titser: aw diay Juan? Kabalo ka mag ihap?
Juan: o mam!
Titser: Sige daw.
Juan: wan, to, tre,por, payb, siks, seben, it, nayn,tin!
Titser: Wow very good! padayon.
Juan: jak, kwin, king!! (ulbo ang kaspa sa titser!)

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