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Friday, June 19, 2015

Bisaya jokes 20, 2015

Unsay nakat-onan?

TATAY :
Butsoy, aduna koy pagtulon-an para nimo. Kining usa ka botelya nga adunay wati sa sulod, atong sudlan og tubig. Ug kining usa pod ka botelya nga aduna gihapo'y wati, atong sudlan og bino.
Tan-awa dong, ang wati nga gibutangan og tubig buhi pa gihapon. Pero ang wati nga gibutangan og bino, nikuyos ug namatay. So karon anak, unsa ma'y leksiyon nga imong nakat-onan sa example nako nimo?
BUTSOY : Ah, sayon ra kaayo na tay oy! Ang leksiyon nga akong nakat-onan tay kay... ang tao nga palahubog di gyud bitokon!

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"Pa hawuray gamit ug Samurai..."

Indian: Weeeh! Langaw patay!
Hapon: Wara! Langaw putol ulo!
Pinoy: Waaah! Asa mo...
(Langaw milupad ghapon)
Hapon: Oi! Ngano lupad man ghapon na? (mag-binisaya pud diay hapon)
Pinoy: Aw patyon diay? Abe nako tuli-on lang!

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Seloso nga bana nanawag sa iyang asawa...

BANA: Hello loves asa ka karon?
ASAWA: Dia ko sa balay loves.
BANA : Ayaw pangatik! Beh patingoga daw ang atong blender
ASAWA: (gi on ang blender) rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee

(Pagkataod-taod mitawag nasad ang bana)

BANA : Loves asa naman ka ron?
ASAWA: Kapoya oy. Dia ra lage sa balay!
BANA : Ayaw pangatik. Be i-on daw ang atong blender
ASAWA: (gi on ang blender) rrrrrrrrrreeeeeee
BANA: Aw, ana ba para di ko magduda.

(Mi-uli ang bana nga wa magpahibalo. Apan iyang naabtan ilang anak gawas sa balay).

BANA : Nak asa man imong mama?
ANAK : Ambot asa to padulong pa, ganina ra man to milakaw, gi dala-dala ang blender.
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