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Friday, April 10, 2015

Bisaya jokes 17, 2015

ADMIN: Unsay pangalan nimo?
JUAN: Juan Kampupot, Sir.
ADMIN: Edad?
JUAN: Desiotso, Sir.
ADMIN: Unsay trabaho?
JUAN: Traysikol Driver, sir.
ADMIN: Single?
JUAN: Naay Sidecar, Sir..

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Teacher: Isyot! Asa ang HAWAII?
Buknoy: Mao na dira mam! Bisan asa man gud ibutang! UNya akoy pangitaan!


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TEACHER: “Class, ininglisa ni, “Singsing ng tatlong hari.”
AJA: “Ma’am! “A ring king king king king”


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Sa tindahan:

BATA: “Ayo, papalita ko.
TINDERA: (mataray) “Hmff.. what do you intend to buy?”
BATA: (ay english) “Well, i would like to buy 2 most popular compounds.. sodium chloride and simple glucose.. and the 2 common spices, allium cepa and allium satium which is worth exactly $0.4807692.”
TINDERA: (namutla) “Unsa?”
BATA: “Asin,asukar, sibuyas ug ahos. suma total 25 pesos, gi convert lang nako sa dollar.” kasabot??

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