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Monday, March 23, 2015

Bisaya jokes 14, 2015

GRADUATION DAY SPEECH

Tonight I am graduation. I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday that I will eat your house too! I will die 5 chickens — 3 girls & 2 boys — to eat you all & I will ask my father 2 cook my mother. But I’m sorry to inform you that my rice is corn.

Thank you!

kagraduate pa ang inahak hahahahahha
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Mag Uyab:nag-istoryahanay sila ug dugay ug taod taod nihilum silang duha gu niingon si babae.

Baye-nihilom lagi ka, ngano man?
Laki-nihilom lang!
Baye-unsa diay imong gihuna-huna?
Laki-akong gihuna huna? pareho lang sa imong gihuna-huna.
Baye-Aaaaaaaay Bastos
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sa Museum

Juan: mao ba ni ang inyong gitawag og ART? kama-ot! bati-a! yuckzzzzzzzzz ewwwwwww! painting ba ni?
Tour Guide: dili Sir samin na cya…SAMIN!!!

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