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Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Bisaya jokes 12, 2015

Pari: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Tabudlong: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Tabudlong: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari: Atay rah !
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Dili tanan party lingaw...ang 3rd party?
(nahan diay mo ana ha? naay mo underground sa imo langga? ha!)
Dili tanan trese (13) malas.."13 month pay"
(o ha? dba ka alegre ana)
Dili tanan negatibo makamog-ot or makaluya... "Pregnancy Test"
(nice nice maayo gani negative..hapit! amahan unta ka!)
Dili pud tanan positibo maglipay naka or mag silibrit ba karon..."H.I.V Postive"
(na! unya kinsa may ganahan mag hapi hapi ana abir?)
Dili tanan hinog lami..."Pimpols!"
(ewww yucks!? mo kaon diay ka ana? its so kaka..)
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!
Teacher: Yati ha! Get one whole sheet of manila paper long quiz back to back!


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