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Friday, February 20, 2015

Bisaya jokes 10, 2015

tatay: pangayo ug asin sa pikas balay
anak: oo tay.....
tatay: kadugay man lageh nimo.
anak: amaw man diay ka..nalibot najud nko tibuok baryo wala man ko kita ug pikas nga balay pulos man jud tibuok...
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Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.
JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)

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Sulat si Juan ug love letter gamit ang alphabet:

ABC- always be careful
DEF- don't ever forget
GHI- go home immediately
JKLM- just keep loving me
NOPQRSTUVW- no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat u very well

naglibog si Juan kay 3 letters na lang nahabilin!...

XYZ- xee you zoon!

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