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Monday, January 26, 2015

Bisaya jokes 5, 2015

Pari: Mahaw ta sister! Naa koy SHABU!
Madre: Ha? Unsa man na?
Pari: Shampurado ug buwad, ba! O, gusto kag timo2x? Diay Pante!
Madre: Ha? Unsa man pud na?
Pari: Pandesal ug sikwate! hehe
Madre: BUTO lay ako!
Pari: Ha? ka bad gud nimo sister!
Madre: Kaw maoy bad! Bugnaw Tubig ba! hahahaha

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!
Teacher: Yati ha! Get one whole sheet of manila paper long quiz back to back!!

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In a class:

TEACHER: Unsay atong pambansang Ibon?
BOY: Chicken?
TEACHER: Dili! brown ang kolor ani!
BOY: Fried chicken!
TEACHER: Dili! Mas gamay sa chicken.
BOY: knorr Chicken cubes?
TEACHER: GAWAS!

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