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Monday, November 10, 2014

Bisaya jokes 27, 2014

Pedro: nganong magul-anon man lage ta ron..
Juan: kay ang akong asawa nag hired man gud og bag-ong driver nga batan-on unya gwapo pa jud.
Pedro: gaselos ka pre?
Juan: wala man pre, natingala lng ko kay wala man gud mi sakyanan.

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!
Teacher: Yati ha! Get one whole sheet of manila paper long quiz back to back!

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Pari: Ang maigo ning bola maoy labing dakog sala nato!
(Miuntol ang bola og naigo ang pari.)
Pari: Uy, praktis pa to ha!

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