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Friday, October 10, 2014

Bisaya jokes 24, 2014

Usa ka adlaw niana, gsugo ni juan si pedro..

JUAN: Dro, isaag gud nang iring nato. Samok kaau!!
PEDRO: Ok juan! 

Dugay kaayo nakabalik si pedro, nagabiehan jud sya...Pag abot niya..

JUAN: O dro! nganung nagabiehan man ka? Asa man ang iring, nasaag na nimu?
PEDRO: Pisti ng iringa! Kung wa ko nisunod niya di ko kabalik dri sa atoa!
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Pasahero: plete o
Drayber: asa gikan dai?
Pasahero: xempre sa anq bulsa!
Drayber: asa man sakay?
Pasahero: asa pa, sa imung jip!
Drayber: aw cge cge...
Pasahero: pila diay ayala nong?!..
Drayber: ngano mn, imu paliton?!

hahahhaha balos balos lang!
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Teacher: Use LOW in a sentence.
Pedro: My cellphone is LOWbat.
Teacher: Very good! Ikaw Juan the same word.
Juan: My brief is LOW-ag!
Teacher: Wrong!
Juan: Sakto mam uie! Bisag imu pang tan-awon

hahahaha!

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