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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Bisaya jokes 22, 2014

TEACHER: Unsay atong pambansang Ibon?
BOY: Chicken?
TEACHER: Dili! brown ang kolor ani!
BOY: Fried chicken!
TEACHER: Dili! Mas gamay sa chicken.
BOY: knoRR CHIcken cubes?
TEACHER: GAWAS!
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(Nag field trip si Juan…)
TEACHER: (pointing to a deer in the zoo) Juan, unsa man na nga animal?
JUAN: Wala ko kabalo, mam.
TEACHER: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay?
JUAN: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Ma’am?
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TEACHER: Kinsay nagpatay kang Magellan, LL ang inisyal sa iyang pangalan?
STUDENT: Lito Lapid?
TEACHER: Inuulit ang iyang pangalan
STUDENT: Lito Lito?
TEACHER: Taas iyang buhok!
STUDENT: Lot Lot?
TEACHER: Daghan Sila!!
STUDENT: LOTLOT AND FRIENDS?
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Si Juan nasaxpan sa iyang maestra nga nangopya…

TEACHER: Ingun ana na gyud ka ka Bulok Juan?
JUAN: Ma’am! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It is an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone!

TEACHER:( nag dugo ang dalunggan)

hahahahahhahahahhaha!






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