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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Bisaya jokes 14, 2014


Anak: Tay, akong mga klasmet nasero sa test ganiha?
Tatay: Unya ikaw anak?
Anak: Aw, palupig ba gud ko. Sero pud!
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TEACHER: Unsay atong pambansang Ibon?
BOY: Chicken?
TEACHER: Dili! brown ang kolor ani!
BOY: Fried chicken!
TEACHER: Dili! Mas gamay sa chicken.
BOY: knoRR CHIcken cubes?
TEACHER: GAWAS!
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Nag field trip si Juan…)

TEACHER: (pointing to a deer in the zoo) Juan, unsa man na nga animal?
JUAN: Wala ko kabalo, mam.
TEACHER: Unsay tawag sa imong Tatay sa imong Nanay?

JUAN: TARANTADO di ay tawag ana, Ma’am?


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