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Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Bisaya jokes 12, 2014

Titser: juan qng naay lima ka langgam imung gepusil ang usa pila nalay nahabilin??
Juan: Wala na mam!
Titser: Ha?? Nganung wala naman??
Juan: Ma'am! Kung imung pusilon ang usa kabuok mulupad jud sila tanan! Maong wa anay mahabilin! Buguo nimu ma'am oi.. pungko dri akuy tudlo! 
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Juan: Gorio tag-ana unsay akong batasan nagstart sa leter. A..
Gorio: aproachable!
Juan: wrong!
Gorio: abilidad!
Juan: wrong!
Gorio: unsa man diay juan??
Juan: Anist!

Hahaha
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Lolo: apo kung mamatay gani ko ayaw ibaligya ang yuta dapit satung silingan!
Apo: pataka raman ka lo! Dili mana atua!
Lolo: mao ganing ayaw ibaligya!
Hahaha
Brayt sa??
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We need house and Lot, car and swimming pool! kaayo ra. Pero this is a dream that a lot of Filipinos have. Some may say that it goes with a materialistic attitude, but I think it is the basic need to be happy and be comfortable in life.

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