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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Bisaya jokes 11, 2014

Discretion is advised:

Lolo: dai, pila man imong presyo?
Prostiisa ka libo, lo!
Lolo: o, cge..

(after 1 hour)
nibalik c lolo

Prosti: lo, ngano 800rman ni?
Lolo:RA7432 otherwise known as SENIOR CITIZENS ACT.. naa koi 20% discount og naa koy katungod ana dai...getz?

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IN A MISS BARANGAY PAGEANT

Question to candidate #4: unsa man ang angay nimung buhaton para mu-asenso kini nga barangay? 

C#4: ug nganong aq man jud anginyong lisud lisuron nga naa mn c kapitan? thank y0u!!!

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APO: Lo, adto ko sa city kay makigmoni akong mga friends..
LOLO: unsay moni dong?
APO: inom gud Lo.
LOLO: Aw mao diay na? Ma SM man sad ta ana.
APO: unsay SM, Lo?
LOLO: suya much!

mao ni ang resulta kung gihimo na ang Facebook as priority sa kinabuhi, Facebook is a wonderful media for friends and family to be connected, but when it becomes top priority and something that controls us then it is bad. Ayaw tinanga ha. hahahahaha





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