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Monday, February 10, 2014

Bisaya jokes 5, 2014

Boy: Nong, nong, Kaluta ra gud ako Likod.. Katol jud kaau. Palihog lang jud nong.
Wolverine: Sure ka dong?

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Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.
JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)

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Tagalog : Anong nangyari bakit na sagasaan yung kasama mo?
Bisaya: kase sinabi kong wag tumabok eh tumabok ayan naligsan tuloy! :x

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Pedro: Juan, nakadaog man kuno kag usa ka sakong bugas?
Juan: Daog unta, pero gilung-ag na man daan. Tabangi kog kaon bi!

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Inahan: Wa kay puangod! Way batasan! Gikan karon, ayaw nako ilhang inahan kay dili na pod ta ka tawgong anak! Layas!
Anak: Sige Nang, ari sa ko.
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous - http://coolfunnyquotes.com

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