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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Bisaya jokes 3, 2014

 “English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.”   -Author Unknown

“The word ‘good’ has many meanings.  For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.”  - G. K. Chesterton


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PANGHIMANGNO sa mga tao nga
Dili mokaon ug tambok
Dili manigarilyo
Dili mobilar ug
Dili moinom ug bino.
Usa ka adlaw mawad-an rakag mga higala,
Buhi paka,
Patay na sila tanan!

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DONYA : Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga ang pamahaw
diri alas sais impunto!
MAID : Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang orasa, una nalang
mo ug ka-on!


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PATIENTE: Dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inom nako ug
coke? Pero kung libre, dili lagi mosakit?
DOK : Ah, kabalo nako ana. Nipis imong baga, pero baga imong nawong !!!

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BOY : Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.
AMO : Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog, corn beef
ug chorizo
BOY : Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro .

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