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Monday, January 13, 2014

Bisaya jokes 2, 2014


America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Mork, Mork and Mindy

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle


The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W. C. Fields.

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people. - Dolph Sharp

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. - See more at: http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2010/06/twenty-hilarious-funny-quotes.html#sthash.PQY85ddy.dpuf
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
- See more at: http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2010/06/twenty-hilarious-funny-quotes.html#sthash.PQY85ddy.dpuf
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
- See more at: http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2010/06/twenty-hilarious-funny-quotes.html#sthash.PQY85ddy.dpuf
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
- See more at: http://itshumour.blogspot.com/2010/06/twenty-hilarious-funny-quotes.html#sthash.PQY85ddy.dpuf
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JOE : Kumusta man ang bakasyon boy ?
BOY : Pait, sabado napiang manok ni tiyo, sud-an namo tinola nga manok..Domingo napiang baboy, sud-an namo litson, kaganina napiang si tiyo, sud-an namo wa na nako gisusi, nikaon ko sa gawas.

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Wife: Milagro, kasayo gud nimo niuli
Huband: Nituman lang ko sa sogo sa akong boss, Ingon
cya "GO TO HELL".. uli dayon ko..

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si botsi ni adto sa iyang barkada sa iloilo kay lagi
bakasyon man,,,, sa dihang ni abot na sila sa balay
tayming nga nanga on ang mga ginikana sa iyan
barkada,,,so gi agda siya sa papa sa iyan barkad,,,
PAPA... DONG BOTSI KAON TA ANAY???murag nalain si
botsi, ti amo na pakan on ka og anay,so ni tubag lang
si botsi,,,SIGE LANG NOY SALAMAT,,so ang mama napod sa
iyang barkada ni agda ni botsi,,MAMA...DONG BOTSI KAON
TA BLAA...soos ni samot og ka lain si botsi ti amo
nang pakan on ka og tabla??? sa sunod kalit og abot
ang ig agaw sa iyang barkada og nag kanayon,,,,DONG
BOTSI KAON TA E??perting laguta ni botsi og wala ka
pogong ni tubag gyod siya og mi ingon,,,,,,,,PART ANG
TABLA OG ANG ANAAAY MAKAON PA PERO ANG TAE DINA!!!!
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 Tagalog vs Cebuano...mas grabe gyud ta!

Kon sa tagalog ang LIBANG nalingaw pa, diri sa ato pwerte nang baho-a!
Kon sa tagalog ang LANGGAM nagkamang pa, diri sa ato naglupad na!
Pero ang pinakagrabe gyud...
Kon sa tagalog ang BUNGI ang ngipon nangatangtang ra (pangag), diri sa ato ang ngabil nangawaksi na!
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 What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" 

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 Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

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