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Monday, January 6, 2014

Bisaya jokes 1, 2014



Dear January, 

how is February? Please tell March that April said May will come before June, I heard that July is getting married in August, how about September and her kids? Please send my greeting to October and don't forget to tell November that all our fans reading this will end December in happy mode.

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Anak:Tay, magharos ko karon sa among klase
Tatay: very good,bright gyud ning bata-a. Unsa man nga subject anak?
Anak: kwan Tay cooking, ako ang nagharos sa kamunggay.......
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Tag-iya: Hoy! kawatan,ambak diha! Ikaw diay tig-pangawatsa akong lubi ha!
Kawatan: Kung sakpan gani, sakpan. Di kay mangurat. Ug matagak ko. Ipapriso Taka!
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Pari: Kining puti na kandila maoy dagkutan sa mga dalaga ug ulitawo Arun makakita ug gugma.Pula alang sa maminyo arun molungtad ang gugma. Blue para sa mga bulag na arun makakita ug bag-ong gugma.
Mga Ulay: Kami padre unsa amu dagkutan?
Pari: Pagdagkot lang mo ug katol arun di mo lamukan ug hinuwat sa gugma.

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Apo: Lo mutuo ka sa panultihung 1st love never dies?
Lolo: Oo
Apo: Ngano man ,Lo?
Lolo: Ang-ang tan-awa na imong Lola 1st Love na nako siya hangtod karon Wa pa namatay.
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Naay isa ka buang nga nagkanta samtang naghigda sa kama sa mental hospital…human ug kanta siya mikulob ug mikanta pag-usab…
Nurse: nganong mikulob man ka?
Buang: alangan SIDE B na gud!
Hehehe
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Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

No matter how much time passes, no matter what takes place in the interim, there are some things we can never assign to oblivion, memories we can never rub away. Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

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