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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Bisaya jokes 24, 2013

Merry Christmas sa tanan! I hope that you are enjoying your Christmas celebrations with family and friends. Always remember that Christmas is about the child who was born to be the Saviour of those who would believe.

Here are some bisaya, binisaya, bisdak jokes for you. These are not mine. These are from: http://www.boybanat.com/2012/04/visayan-funny-jokes-and-bisaya-cebuano.html You can click on this link and check out more bisaya jokes.



Teacher: Class if basura ko asa man ko ninyo ilabay, nabubulok o di nabubulok?
Dingdong: ay sa di nabubulok ma’am.
Teacher: ngano man DD?
Dingdong: ay, alangan kay plastic man ka ma’am.
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 Sa Math Class..
Teacher: kung naa koy 1 ka piraso nga karne ug tungaon nako, pila na ka piraso?
Juan: 2 mam!
Teacher: at kung tungaon pa nko preho?
Juan: 4 na mam!
Teacher: tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 8 na mam!
Teacher:Tungaon pjud nko?
Juan: 16 na mam!
Teacher: 2ngaon pjud nko?
Juan: 32 na mam!
Teacher: kung 2ngaon pjud?
Juan: 64! (suko na)
Teacher: ug tungaon pjud ug kduha?
Juan: Ipagaling na lang na mam ky malangan natah...
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 Dunky: Dingdong, pang exam man kayo na emong ngipon..
Dingdong: Ha? Ngano man?
Dunky: One set apart hehehe…
Dingdong: Kana pud emong ngipon bai pang exam pud kayo
Dunky: Ngano man pud?
Dingdong: Feel in the blanks..
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Mama: Nak, nganung ngkabulingit man ka?
Anak: kabantay ka anang kanal dri ma?
Mama: Oo nak, kbantay ko. Nganu man?
Anak: ako wla.
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Boy: nganu mura man kag nhadlok?
Girl: hapit kako ma rape diha sa unahan, may gani koy kwarta.
Boy: unya emu na lang gihatag imung kwarta?
Girl: wala ui ng hotel mi. lain sad kau diha rmmi sa daplin.
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Judge: Pedro, unsa man jud ang nahitabo?
Pedro: (wala ni tingog)
Judge: tubaga ang question!
Pedro: ingon hearing lang ni! Ngano naay Speaking? 
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