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Friday, December 6, 2013

Bisaya Jokes 22, 2013



The joke below is an example of how an ordinary conversation or joke session would end up to something that is not necessary. People take things at times too personal that it results to fights or ruined relationships. When it comes to jokes don't take as personal attack. hahhahahhaha Jokes are jokes. Don't take too seriously. They are meant to make us have fun and laugh.
 
 BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!

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BATA: Nang..nang..papalita gud ko ug juice be..
TINDIRA: Kanang naa sa powder ta??
BATA: Ngano man nang? Naa ba diay kay juice nga bareta..
Hala ka diha!
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Giputlan ni Juan ug isa ka tiil ang langaw.
JUAN: Lupad!!
Nilupad ang langaw.
Giputol niya ang tanan tiil.
JUAN: Lupad!!
Nilupad ang langaw.

Giputol niya ang pako sa langaw
JUAN: Lupad! Lupad! .... LUPAD!
Wala nakalupad ang langaw.

JUAN: I therefore conclude, nga ang langaw, kung putlan ug paku....
MABUNGOL..

What a conclusion! My! my! my!
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Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?
Amahan:
Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.
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