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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Bisaya Jokes 18, 2013



 

hahahah Tinuod jud kaayo ni. Nakahinumdum ka?

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 Ungo #1: Mare, nganong napangag ka man?
Ungo #2:
Unsaon mare nga nangabat man gud ko gabii.
Ungo #1
: Pero nganong napangag ka man?
Ungo #2:
Ang liog nga akong napaak sa estatuwa man gud ni Bonifacio.
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Jinggoy: Tay, nganong nagsul-ob ka og duha kabuok jacket samtang namintal
Erap:
Ingon man gud ang directions nga Use 2 coats for best results!
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 PAKITO: Unsa may gusto nimo, away o gubot?
POLONYO: Away na lang oi  para way gubot
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Pedro: Ma am moburot ba nang utot sa pantalon?
Teacher: Nah..dili jud!.. definitely not..!! dili jud muburot ang utot sa pantalon!!
Pedro: patay ingon lagi ko tae jud nih!!

THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DONATED AND HAVE GIVEN HELP TO THE PEOPLE DEVASTATED BY TYPHOON HAIYAN. IT IS A TERRIBLE AND HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE FOR SO MANY FILIPINOS BUT AS ALWAYS WE ALL WOULD STAND UP AND REBUILD. THANK YOU FOR SHARING THE BURDEN.

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