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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Bisaya jokes 14, 2013



Teacher: Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.
Juan: Maayong gabii, Nang.4

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Teacher: Andres, where is Egypt?
Andres: Egypt is parked across the street.

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Teacher: Tiago, Use Canadian in a sentence.
Tiago:  Magluto Canadian.
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Pedro: akong lola 85 na, itum pa ang buhok.
Tomas: akong lola 90 na ang edad  gatubo pa ang ngipon nga napangagan.
Juan:  akong lola 95 na ang edad naa sa ospital
Tomas: naay sakit?
Juan: wala.. NANGANAK man gud sya
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Waitress: unsa imong order nong?
Pedro: ahhhhhh kwan lang day, kape.
Waitress: pyor coffee?
Pedro: butangi pud ug tubig day, oi! Abug-abog man sad atong baba anang pyor.
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