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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Bisaya jokes 03, 2013

Teacher: Pedro! Asa ang HAWAII?
Pedro: Mao na dira mam! Bisan asa man gud ibutang! Nya akoy pangitaan!
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Boy: Ms, manok ka?
Girl: Huh? Why man?
Boy: Pwde lumlumi akong itlog?

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  “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
Elbert Hubbard




THE TWO is the person with many money…
Example:
Panlibre beh. THE TWO bitaw ka!
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Mama: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Mama: Mama nimo.
Pedro: Mama nimo who?
Mama: Bu**g ka! Ablihi ko!
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 Mag-uyab nag storya sa daplin sa dagat…

GIRL: Babes, unsa imu zodiac sign?
BOY: (nag huna2 kay bugok) Ikaw sa babes.
GIRL: Zodiac sign naku CANCER.
BOY: Ako GOITER!
GIRL: Ha?! Wala may zodiac sign na Goiter!
BOY: Hehe… Dili bitaw, ULCER bitaw!
 bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak
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 “The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
Elie Wiesel

17 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Hahahaha

riza mamilla said...

Awiooo

Anonymous said...

hahaha nyc. one :p

Anonymous said...

gama pamo mga jokes :) bydaway im maria ekyat eyay hehe share ra ni :p

bayambago marcelojr said...

asa man ta pwde mo join ani..



maayong gabii diay.

Anonymous said...

buang mo mga bahog oten og bilat

PALAIYOT said...

OTEN ninyu DAGKO BILAT NINYU LAPAD

PALAIYOT said...

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Anonymous said...

WTF bastos ng mga ito -_-

dayne lovelle quibal said...

Hahaha,its so funny!:-)

Michael Esgana said...

bai tinuod ni? Nabasa nku ang tubelaunch gaduha2 manku..

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

subra sad ka sadja haha

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaahahaha waa uy