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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Bisaya jokes 03, 2013

Teacher: Pedro! Asa ang HAWAII?
Pedro: Mao na dira mam! Bisan asa man gud ibutang! Nya akoy pangitaan!
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Boy: Ms, manok ka?
Girl: Huh? Why man?
Boy: Pwde lumlumi akong itlog?

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  “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
Elbert Hubbard




THE TWO is the person with many money…
Example:
Panlibre beh. THE TWO bitaw ka!
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Mama: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Mama: Mama nimo.
Pedro: Mama nimo who?
Mama: Bu**g ka! Ablihi ko!
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 Mag-uyab nag storya sa daplin sa dagat…

GIRL: Babes, unsa imu zodiac sign?
BOY: (nag huna2 kay bugok) Ikaw sa babes.
GIRL: Zodiac sign naku CANCER.
BOY: Ako GOITER!
GIRL: Ha?! Wala may zodiac sign na Goiter!
BOY: Hehe… Dili bitaw, ULCER bitaw!
 bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak
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 “The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
Elie Wiesel

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