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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Bisaya jokes 01, 2013



Teacher: Ok class… Imagina na milyonaryo mo tanan karon. Isulat ang storya sa kinabuhing milyonaryo.
(wala mag suwat si Pedro)
Teacher: O Pedro, nganong wala man ka gasulat?
Pedro: Ah, kuwan Ma'am, gahuwat man gud ko sa akong sekretarya ma'am. Siya ra akong pasuwaton.
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Pasyente:  Doc, regular lagi ko malibang. Kada alas 7 sa buntag...
Doktor:  Maayo hinuon na! Unsa may problema?
Pasyente:  Tag alas otso na man gud ko makamata Doc.
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laki: honey moanha ko sa nu,inig abot nako mosirbato lang ko..
bae: cge honey wow ! magdala di kag jeep or kotse honey??
laki: dli oi serbato ra ako dad on!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: Juan unsa nga mananap ang nagsugod sa letter K?
 Juan: Ma'am, kuto!
Teacher: Dilii!! Ang kataposan na letter is W..
Juan: Ma'am kabalo naku KUTOW...
Teacher: Dili!! Pang yuta ni!
Juan: Ma'am, kabalo naku KUTOW LUPA. bisaya, bisdak, binisaya,
Teacher: Dili!! Nia ni siyay sungay.
Juan: Ma'am, dimonyong KUTOW!
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Bata: Lord,give us this day our daily bread with ham, egg and cheese,french fries,salad on the side...
Ginoo: (nitubag) Dong, pagsure uy! Ga-ampo ka o ga-order?
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TEACHER: Juan, unsa man ni imung drawing? Blanko man lge ni?!
 JUAN: Baka na ma'am oi, nga nikaon og sagbot! Nahurot na lang ang sagbot maong wa kai nakitang sagbot!
 TEACHER(nasuko): Unya, ...asa man ang baka ani??!
 JUAN: Ninghawa na ma'am kay nahurot na baya ang sagbot! duhhhh!! Common sense gud maam! Common sense!!
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Anak: Tay, naa me assignment, find the least common denominator daw?
Tatay: Ha? Sa elementary pako mao manay among assignment. Wala pa diay na nakit-an? Sus, grabe naman sad! bisaya, bisdak, binisaya
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