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Friday, November 16, 2012

Bisaya jokes 33 , November 2012

Toknoy: noy, unsa manang sulat na imong gi-basa,
Nonoy: gikan ni sa akong tatay Boknoy,
Toknoy: basaha kuno,
Nonoy: dear Nonoy, gi sulat ko kini ug lunes nahuman pagka martes, gipadala ko ni pagka myerkules arun madawat nimo inig ka huwebes, maski pagka byernes arun mabasa ko nimu inig ka sabado, imong amahan dominggo.
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Mama: anak, mao nang ako kang gi hampak kay mahal ka naku,
Anak: ana diay na nay?(gi sagpa ang mama)
Mama: way batasan ning bataa, ngano imo man kong gi sagpa?
Anak: i love you to nay! hehehhehehe

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Interviewer: unsay imong buhaton pag mata nimu na naay usa ka million dollar?
Kano: go on a world tour...........
Hapon: put up a business..........
Pinoy: tulog napud para mahimong $2M!! :)

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Amerkano: Is this house for rent?
Guard: Tinuod gyud ka mao ni ang balay ni poren,
Amerkano: What did you say?
Guard: kana si jose igsoon na ni poren pero una siyang namatay,
Amerkano: Are you foolish?
Guard: nah! nayabag na ni ron, security ra ta himoon tang pulis,
Amekano: tommorow i'll be back,
Guard: tinood jud ka ang gikamatyan ni poren tumor og hubak! ehehehehe
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