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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Bisaya jokes 32, September 2012



Boy: miss pwd mangutana?.unsa ng orasa?
Girl: mangutana ka unsa nang orasa? Unya mangutana ka sa ak0ng ngalan, unya mangayo ka sa ak0ng #, unya manguyab ka, unya after 1 m0nth sugt0n taka, unya manghagad ka og date, unya dad-on day0n ko nim0 bsan asa, unya naay mahitabo nato mabuntis day0n ko!.unya pakasal ta, unya kulatah0n ko nim0!.di ko m0hatag ui!
Boy: ahhhhh!.ka advance ba anang RELOHA!
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Mga klarong pangutana nga wai ayu ang tubag:

1. nikaon nka?
-busog pa ko.
2. naa imo mama, day?
-nganu man?
3. unsa tym imo klac?
-unya pa...
4. asa mo gikan tol?
-nagstroll lang tol
5. gi unsa nimog himo na?
-sayon ra!
6. nganu wala ka gahapon?
-absent ko
7. unsa na oras?
-sayo pa!
8. asa ka gusto mo kaon?
-ikaw...asa nimo gusto?
9. asa naka?
-padung na!
wahahahahahahahaha!
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Boy: nganong di man ka nko? bati ba ko ug dagway?
Girl: d man. gwapo man ka, GKAN LAPALAPA HANGTOD LIOG!!

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PAHAMBUGAY:

pedro: unsai sud-an nyU pre?
juan: bLanched green Leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkLing saLted seafood!
pedro: ah! Lamia ana oi! unsa man na?
juan: udLot sa kamote ug ginamos nga dunay pinisat na kamatis, inyuha?
pedro: fish fillet de eL niƱo contodo sarsa de La huLga
juan: sosyal! unsa na sa bisaya?
pedro: bulad nga tuslo sa sukang pinakurat!
bisaya, binisaya, bisdak, jokes
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