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Monday, November 28, 2011

Bisaya jokes 20 November 2011

Exam sadto nga adlaw sa isa ke pre-school.

Teacher: Leofil, what are the different parts of a tree?
Pupill: Ma'am leaf, uhm... fruit...trunk, roots...
Teacher: One last part? What is it?
Pupil: (daw indi makadumdum) uhmm... Ano gani man???
Teacher: Ok.gaan ta ka clue ha sang beginning sound.It begins with [b]...The teacher pronounces the beginning letter b but still the pupil couldn't get it. So the teacher continued by saying the consonant cluster " br". But still there was no answer from the child. So the teacher proceeded ..." [brrr...a..] (the sound of a is slightly pronounced as in short vowel/shwa sound.

Pupil:(Laughs maliciously covering his mouth)He he he... Miss ang kahoy may bra?
Teacher: (Amazed and confused but disclosing her laughter). No... it's not that. The other part of the tree is branch.
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Gikarga ni Juan ang baboy likod sa jeep dipsayroan ug dayon lingkod sa front sit..
Pag abot sa iyang destinasyon, dayon kining plete sa conduktor..
 
Conduktor; Juan, kulang man ning imong plete?
Juan: (tingala ug dala kasuko mood)... unsay kulang, pagtarong dha ha?
Conduktor: Kulang lagi Juan, apil bya ang baboy pletehan...
Juan: (tingala ug dala kasuko mood napud)... ha? unsay apil pletehan ang baboy?.. sus, kung kabalo pa lang ko nga apil pletehan ang baboy, mypa ako nalang nang gipaFRONT SIT..
hahahahahahaha...

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juan;  gisi-gisi lagi imo sapatos?

bungi;  uso ni karon.. ragid ba.

juan;  pati imo karsones gisi-gisi sad..

bungi;  para old skul..choi-choi gud..

juan;  pati imo t-shirt gisi-gisi man lage??

bungi;  muabot gani nah sa ako ba'ba' pre..
PATYON JUD TA KA!!!
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Usa ka adlaw ni reklamo ang iyang amahan sa iyang anak..Tungod sa tanum:

Amahan: Anak pag ka daghan ba nimong gi tanum sa atubangan sa atong balay..dili man ta farmville nak..
Anak: Eh..di mani farmville tay..gud..
Amahan: Unya..unsa man diay ni??...
Anak: ehehehe...Tay.." A HUGE WAVE OF ZOMBIES ARE APPROACHING.."..hahaha..

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