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Monday, October 24, 2011

Bisaya jokes 18 October 2011


MOMMY D : manny paki kuha nga nang SEEDS ko.
MANNY : SEEDS?? BAKiT MAMi NA MAG TATANIM KA?
MOMMY D : hindi na SISILAWAN AKO.

wahhh!!!
adiik lnq :] bisayang dako!


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KUNG NAAY SPAGHETTI SA LAMESA:

ITALIAN: Woah! my favorite!
AMERICANS: Oh, it's dinner time...
FILIPINO: Hala spaghetti, kinsay ga birthday?!
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PROBLEMA JUD

Pasyente: ... Doc, naa koy problema, kada alas syete makalibang ko
Doktor: ... unya unsa may nakaproblema ana? maau hinuon,
Pasyente: ... aw e  Doc, alas otso p mn gud ko makamata..

wheeewwww....
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ang "UYAB" murag TINULA lami kung init pah...
ang "KABIT" murag INUN-UNAN lami gihapun
bsan paugmaan pah.
ang "ASAWA" murag tinapa ablihan lng kong apiki nah!

hala pagpili, asa mn ka? :))
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bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya, bisaya
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TIKYO: honey, pag mamatay ba ko, mohilak ka?
Tikla: aww oh gud...
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Mapugngan ba nimo ang "tears of joy?" >:D

toinks!
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discretion:

PULIS: La,nganong imo man giluba ang rapist?
LOLA : ang mananap,walay balatian,pagkahuman ko gipahgda ug gihukasan,kalit lng ningbarog unya ning-ingon "JOKE LNG TO LA! PAAMINA KO BEH!
seryos baya ko,piyong-piyong pa gani ko...

waaaaaaahahaha!
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bisaya, binisaya, bisdak

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