Bisaya jokes 13 August 2011

Aling Dionisia: Manny, gusto nako manganak mo usab ni Jinky. Pero idugang ninyo ang akong ngalan.

Manny: Sige nay, pero lisod kaayo maghunahuna ana.

Aling Dionisia: Ayaw kabalaka, nakabuhat nako. bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak,
Manny: Tinood nay?
Aling Dionisia: Uu manny. DioManJi!

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Girl: (nanungkit ug mangga sabay kanta: "mahal kita, mahal kita, hindi ito bola. . . "
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Ang kapre nitubag: "itlog ko na, itlog ko na, di kana bunga!!"

note: puede mukatawa, puede sad dili.

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LOLO: kaniadto, akong 5 pesos inig adto nakos department st0re,makadala nakog gatas,pan,medyas,polo,0ug pantalon.
APO: karon diay lo?
LOLO: lisod n krn ky nay surveilance CAMERA.:>

toinks!!!

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boy: hi pwede magkig txmet?
girl: (maldeta) kinsa ka?
boy: Dodong. u?
girl: (maldita) dodong? ok. i'm sleepy good night! bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak,
boy: hi....slipy, taga wer u?

---haha,

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BANA: wala nako kasabot aning atong panag uban, cge nalang tag away, maau pag mupahawa ko aning balaya!!
ASAWA: ako sad...wala nko kasabot maau pag muoban ko nimu!!!
ehekhekhekhek.!!

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Pedro in war of MILF!

pedro: surender na kayo.
milf: surender lang kami kung ma spell mu ang salitang ceasefire!!.
pedro: giahak! patuloy ang gera!!durugin sila!! padalhan ko kau ng chrysanthemum sa inyung lubong!!
milf: spell chrysanthemum?!!
pedro: peste! ingon ko rose! bungol! patay kung patay wala nang mag spelling..
heheheh.

bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak,
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