Mrs: Darling!!! huhuhuhu Gi rape ko sa Gorilla sa bukid huhuhu!!
Mr: Piste ng gorilyahang na! Kaubo gyod na!
Midali dayun pa lakaw si Mr ug mi adtu sa bukid. Pag labay sa pila ka oras, nibalik:
binisaya, bisaya, bisaya joke, bisdak,
Mr: Naka panimalus na ta darling!!
Mrs: Napatay nimo darling ang gorilya?
Mr: Wala darling, pero akung gi rape ang iya Mrs.
Mrs: Waaaaaaaaa
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Si juan niduol sa isa ka Atty. kay magpa-ilis ug apilyedo...
Juan: Atty, nianhi ko kay magpa-ilis unta ko ug apilyedo..
Atty: Juan, lisod2x laba nang magpa-ilis ug apilyedo. Masdali man nuon ug balihon nlng...
Juan: Ay di ko Atty ui.. Bati gihapon kung balihon.
Atty: Unsa man d imong apilyedo Juan?
Juan: Lubot. Kung balihon, mahimo nang Tubol... nyahahahaha
=========================================================== EKSENA SA JEEP ..
DRAYBER: Palihug daw bi, kanang mga pangit kanaog kay naay checkpoint sa unahan ..
INDAY: Unya kinsa naman lang ang mu-drive ani ?
bbaaaaaaaaaaanng ! TUARA !
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Nanay: Anak, tawagi imong tatay sa cellphone, paulia na diri..
(Pagkahuman og tawag)
Anak: Nay, babaye man ang nitubag..
Nanay: Yati ra!, tag-an ko pa lagi! Naa gyu’y gitago imong tatay nako! Unsa iyang gisulti?
Anak: “You only have zero peso in you account..”. Wala na nako gihuman kay murag matapobre kaayo.. binisaya, bisaya, bisaya joke, bisdak,
================================================= BF: Naa koy ihatag nga gift sa imo, pero tag-ana sa kung unsa!
GF: Sige, gai ko ug clue...
BF: Kinahanglan ni sa imong liog....
GF: Kwintas?
:
:
:
BF: dili kwintas lugod
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anak: ma paliti ko pusil
Mama: unsaon man nimo ang pusil nak?
Anak: akong pusilon si papa
mama: bad mana nak..ayaw na nak..
Anak: paliti nalang ko ug kutsilyo ma
Mama: unsaon napud nimo ang kutsilyo nak??
Anak: akong dungabon si kuya
Mama: ayaw lagi na nak..bad man ka ui...
Anak: cge ma,paliti nlang ko ug manika ma..
Mama: ana nak...kana nlng jud nak...
Anak: apili nlang pud ug dagom kay barangon taka..
hehehe
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Anak sa himatyong tigulang nga inahan: “Ma, kung mupanaw ka na, unsa man imong gusto? Magpalubong o magpacremate?” Inahan: Ikaw na lang ang mahibalo dong.Surprise me.
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Inday meets her match.
AMO: inday, pahawaa ra gud nang makililimos naa sa gawas sa balay.
(nigawas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
Makililimos: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ug katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!! .hehehe
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The Pakyaws
Manny: nay,pila ka liters ang 5000ml nga pepsi?
Di0nesia: 5 anak. Manny:shur ka nay?
Di0nesia: yis bebe. Liter P, Liter E, Liter P, Liter S, ug Liter I=
dibah 5 liters!
Manny: hawdaw jud sa akong nanay oi..
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binisaya, bisaya, bisaya joke, bisdak,
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3 comments:
Nice blog. I do have mine too www.claire-fernandez.blogspot.com... Thanks
i love this... it has been a long time i haven't heard one... gave me a good laugh. i am from Palawan but my mom is from cebu... i speak a little but i can well understand...
love it!
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