Bisaya jokes 9 May 2011

CITOM: Lola! Jaywalking ka!
LOLA: unsay jaywalking dong?!
CITOM: Kanang, nilapas ka sa badlis o mao nga dakpon tika!
LOLA: hoy dong.! Kung nag tubig-tubig mo ayaw ko ninyo apil apila mga panuwaya mo.!

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3 ka ilaga nag away kung kinsay pinakaisugan

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1 rat: ako ang pinakaisug diri! kabaw bamo nga mahurot nako ang cheese bisag ang kadakon ana kay usa ka building???

2 rat: aw mao rana? kabaw baka nga ang lason para sa ilaga himuon rana nakog wine?
3 rat: ahh! isoga diay nila oh!!! sige do adto sa ko...
2 rat: asa man ka?
3 rat: mang rape sa kog iring...

hahahaha

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bata: ayo! palit kog babolgam!
tindero: wala mi babolgam..
bata: ayo palit kog babolgam!
tindero: wala lagi mi babolgam!!
bata: ayo! palit kog babolgam!
tindero: wala lagi mi babolgam! pusilon tika ron!

the next day..

bata:ayoo! naa moy pusil?!
tindero: wala.
bata: palit kog babolgam!!!
...hahaha...

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Girl: Honey, magminyo naman jud tah, unsa diay imong medol men?
Boy: Yucks, ew, buloka pud nimo oi. Unsay medol men, dapat middle name! Di ko makig-menyo og bulok oi. Ambi nang akong welding ring veh.

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THE GUN.

Is a very important solution to a problem, right?
Especially when a dog gokorize you,
The Gun is really important, kung mopaghot na ang iro,
The Gun na lang jud, The Gun kusog.

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A philosophy teacher challenging a student of her faith in god!!!
teacher: to see is to believe.. have you seen god?...
student: no sir,..i have'nt.
teacher: then, there is no god..
student: sir, may i ask a question? have you seen your brain?
teacher: no,..
student: my dear classmates uli na kita...wala'y utok si sir!!

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juan: ma'am, how do you pronounce the 3rd month of the year? is it april or aprul?
teacher: it's april, juan.
juan: your wrong ma'am!!! it's MARCH!!!!

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