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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Bisaya joke 1 2011

Anak: "tay, tinood ng multo?
Tatay: "dili nak.. nganu nanghutana man ka?"
Anak: "ingon man gud si yaya daghan multo diri"
Tatay: "ay pastilan! mag impake ta! wala tay yaya!"
bisaya joke, bisaya, binisaya, bisdak
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KILLER (nangumpisal): Padre, mangumpisal ko.
Padre: unsa imung sala Anak???
KILLER: akong gipangpatay ang mo tuo sa ginOo,
pause kadiyot
Killer: kaw padre mo tuo ka ug ginOo??
Padre: aw, sa-una pero karon jam2x nalang! heehee

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Usa ka madre nagpacheckup sa clinic. Pero nasayop ang laboratory kay nailisan iyang urine sample sa specimen sa babay nga mabdos.

Doctor: Sister, ang resulta sa imong test miingon nga mabdos ka.
Madre: Doctor, makamabdos diay nang kandila?
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Tomas: Mare, tigamit man kuno ug viagra si Pare. Gahi diay kaayo pirme?
Saling: Ahhgahi tuod kaayo, pero puwerte lang gihapong gamaya!

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Nag-away ang duha ka kulongo:
kevin: Unsa may gusto nimo, away o gubot?
raffy: Away na lang para way gubot
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(NgPabunyag)
bisaya joke, bisaya, binisaya, bisdak
Pari: unsa may e ngalan ane?
Bana: Surf padre..
Pari: di na pwedeh,ky ngalan na sa sabon!
Bana: akong asawa lagi Perla man,nya ako Ariel sad...
Pari: na halah cge.. Unsa may atong e bindita ani Downy o Zonrox?

Da!wa ka ik sa pari..
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teacher: Juan, use low in a sentence.
juan: He has low confidence.
Teacher: that's right! ikaw pedro?
Pedro: my brief is low-ag!
teacher: Wrong!
Pedro: TAma baja mam bitara pa.
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juan: nong, kuhaon nku ang bahog sa baboy ingon ni tatay
manong: kaw ba juan ulitawo namn diay ka. nag skwela ba ka?
juan: o nong, mag college na nong.
manong: unsa man imong kuhaon??

juan: bahog sa baboy nong...
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NAnAy: yAti mAninG kAhimtAnGa, mAGLUng-aG tA, pERmi wAy kAhoy, pAnGAhoy did2 jUAn!
JUAN: sAmok bA nimU nAy oi.. mAnGAhoy btw tAh, imU pUd e.sUGn0d!
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JUAN: bai..yawa naa kaa.u mga tawo ron..biskan LIBRO patulan pa gyud...
PEDRO: nganu man naka ingon ka anah??
JUAN: alang2x basaha gud nah!... " DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY IT'S COVER!"
PEDRO: unsa may nakakuan anah??...
JUAN: bogo gyud!.... awa ipaJDUGE pa nila nah way gihimo ang libro!...
PEDRO: hay pag ka gago gyud!...hahahah

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Anonymous said...

yah!! tama.. as in grabeh ka hinangal.. katawaha to d max jud ko.. errZ Lang.. :)
good job.. i Lab this bLog.
i hope you could post more jokes!..

shacoi said...

cool!!! i have lot of it also at my blogsite... bisita mo!!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks guys..salamat kaayo.

Noel A. Bayron said...

ayos!!!

Anonymous said...

nice one ,

Albert said...

HAhahah grabe nakakatawa tlga hahahahahahahahahah.Sakit na ayo ako tiyan sgeg katawa

Anonymous said...

Nakakatawa, galing gumawa ng mga il0ngo/hiligayn0n ng mga cebuano j0kes

Anonymous said...

Nakakatawa, galing gumawa ng mga il0ngo/hiligayn0n ng mga cebuano j0kes

Anonymous said...

as in.... mas funny pa ang bisaya kai sa tagalog ug english though green kaayo pero makapasakit dyud ug tiyan....

laurice said...

hurot akong bilib.... asa ta kapalit bilib?... hahaha

laurice said...

hurot akong bilib... asa ta kapalit bilib bai?

Anonymous said...

lavsma ni mga kolongo..gisi ako baba shoi abot sa akong talinga..keep it up!

Anonymous said...

..hahaha love 8..kakatawa po..n d corny....

Anonymous said...

..galing...nagustohan po namin..

Anonymous said...

Love the site!
Insakto!
Bisaya rules! :)

adrian lucernas said...

hahahahah...di gyud palupig ang mga bisaya bisaya,,nice kaayo imong BINISAYA UG UBAN PA

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