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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bisaya jokes 1 December

nagaway sila bungi og opaw!!!! kay si bungi ang nag una-unsa.
bisaya, binisaya, bisdak, bisaya jokes
bungi: ka silaw sa adlaw oyy!!!
opaw: ayy!!! ang bungi nagpa dungog-dungog.
bungi: silaw gyud kaayo.grabe gyud.!!!!
opaw: bitaw!!!silaw gyud,tan-awa imong simud nagliki sa kainit.!!!
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nakit an sa ko barkada ang IYANG ex-BOYFRIEND ... ge pangutana sya sa iyang ex-boyfriend NA ... love pa ba kaha ko nimo?? gi butang sa iyang ex-boyfriend ang kamot sa ako barkada sa doghan...gi sagpa bitaw sa sa ko barkada kay NAA NAY BOOBS ANG INATAY!!!!
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Inahan: Daghana og lung-ag, apila ang iring ug iro..
Anak: OK, Ma.
.
(pagkataud-taud)
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Inahan: hoi Inatay! Nganong duna’y iring sa nilung-ag?
Anak: Apil gani unta ang iro, wala lang jud masud..
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Lets learn japanese!

rice-HUKARA,
...lubi-KAGURA,
pagka0n-KUTSARAA,
cute-AKURA,
pangit-GABASA

Ehehe
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bisaya jokes, bisaya, binisaya, bisdak
Manager: Dawat kana. unang buwan nimo nga sweldo Php.5k. After 6 mos. 15k na.
Applicant: sir tenk yu kaayo! Sir, after 6 mos. Na lng ko sulod?? Hahaha...
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anak: tay.. tay... Urine Test nako ugma...
tatay: ahw... maayo na nak
anak: unsa man buhaton nako ana tay??...
tatay: bulok... unsa pa man diay??? pag study na didto
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grabe ang ilongo kon manghagad og kaon "KAON TA ANAY"
kng d ka mo sogot ingnon ka "KAON KA BALA"
unia ug mo sugot ka "CGE KAON TA-E"
nia kng nagkaon nka ingnon ka "KAON KA BALA"

...hahaha...unsa man gyud???
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Boy: Naay pilok natagak oh! Make a wish dayon.
Girl: Sana magkaroon ako ng maraming wishes!

Tentenenen......

Natagak tanang pilok! :D
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Nanay: Hagbong na sad ka??? Ngano di man nimo sundon si Pedro. Permanente honor!
Anak: Unfair sad kaayo nay kung imo ming ikompara.
Nanay: Kay ngano man?...
Anak: Bright baya to iyang inahan.

hahahaha

bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak
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