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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Corny Bisaya jokes for October 2010

Sa mall of Asia naay foreinger na nag shopping ug mga
tshirt, tapos gi duol daun cya sa usa ka bisayang dakong
saleslady

Foreigner: How much is this hatton shirt miss?
SalesladyWa katubag) ahhh, uuuhmmmmm
Foreigner: how much is this?
Saleslady: wait sa sir, ill think the match first! (nag huna2x kng unsa pasabot sa amerikano)
Foreigner: How much?
Saleslady: Yes is it is no match for our bokser manny pakyaw sir, hatton no much(match) with
manny pram gen san sir.
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ANAK: Tay, tinuod ba ang " FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES" ?
TATAY: korek! ka jan nak! tan-awa nang imong NANAY hantud karon wala pajud namatay ang ANIMAL!!
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Mare 1: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan, mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.
Mare 2: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood), dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!
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Discretion is advised:
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After sex with a college girl...
Mayor: Hmmmmm how much?
Girl: P200 pesos lang sir.
Mayor: What? how can you live with P200 pesos?
Girl: Ay sir, sideline ra ni nako, blackmail man jud ako business...bantay ka ni mam ha?
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Kapayason 1: pre, grabe kau na akong papa.. kabalo ka anang Pacific Ocean? sya nag kalot ana!!!
Kapayason 2: layo rana sa akong papa pre.. kabalo ka anang Dead Sea? sya nag patay ana!!
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Discretion again:

ADIK: will u marry me?
BURIKAT: YES! i do! madawat ra nimo nga naa koi past?
ADIK: cge lang.. wala man sad koi future..
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GF: Leche ka! kit-an taka naa kuyog ug nag holding hands pamo! kiss daun! gi binuangan rako nimo..
BF: nah! basta.. wala jud taka binuangi.. kato akong kauban ako gi binuangan.
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