Corny Bisaya jokes for October 2010

Sa mall of Asia naay foreinger na nag shopping ug mga
tshirt, tapos gi duol daun cya sa usa ka bisayang dakong
saleslady

Foreigner: How much is this hatton shirt miss?
SalesladyWa katubag) ahhh, uuuhmmmmm
Foreigner: how much is this?
Saleslady: wait sa sir, ill think the match first! (nag huna2x kng unsa pasabot sa amerikano)
Foreigner: How much?
Saleslady: Yes is it is no match for our bokser manny pakyaw sir, hatton no much(match) with
manny pram gen san sir.
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ANAK: Tay, tinuod ba ang " FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES" ?
TATAY: korek! ka jan nak! tan-awa nang imong NANAY hantud karon wala pajud namatay ang ANIMAL!!
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Mare 1: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan, mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.
Mare 2: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood), dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!
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Discretion is advised:
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After sex with a college girl...
Mayor: Hmmmmm how much?
Girl: P200 pesos lang sir.
Mayor: What? how can you live with P200 pesos?
Girl: Ay sir, sideline ra ni nako, blackmail man jud ako business...bantay ka ni mam ha?
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Kapayason 1: pre, grabe kau na akong papa.. kabalo ka anang Pacific Ocean? sya nag kalot ana!!!
Kapayason 2: layo rana sa akong papa pre.. kabalo ka anang Dead Sea? sya nag patay ana!!
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Discretion again:

ADIK: will u marry me?
BURIKAT: YES! i do! madawat ra nimo nga naa koi past?
ADIK: cge lang.. wala man sad koi future..
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GF: Leche ka! kit-an taka naa kuyog ug nag holding hands pamo! kiss daun! gi binuangan rako nimo..
BF: nah! basta.. wala jud taka binuangi.. kato akong kauban ako gi binuangan.
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