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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Bisaya jokes 2 - October



Usa ka barberong Pinoy nga bag-ong salta sa Amireyka dili pa kaayo maka mao nga mo-iningles. Human niyag alot sa kustomer nga nakatulog, nakalimot siya unsa-on sa pagingon ang nahuman na. Sa kalit nakahinumdom siya nga kon mahuman ang sine, sa katapusan sa pelilkula duna’y “The End”. Samtang nagba-id siya sa labaha iyang gipukaw ang Kanu ug miingon, “Joe, this is your the end.”
bisaya, bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya,
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MISTER: Hon, asa man tong cheese nga gipapalit nako nimo?
MISIS: Naa sa lamesa.
MISTER: Floorwax man lagi ni?!
MISIS: Cheese na oi. Ako lang gibutangan ug ‘Floorwax’ para dili kitkiton sa ilaga. Wais sa?
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Girl: Love, unsa diay imung mindle name?
Boy: Buloka pud nimu oi! Middle name man na! Buwag na ta kay bulok man ka…
GIrl: Ayaw pag ingon ana, love!
Boy: Buwag na gyud lagi ta! Ambi to ang welding ring!
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2 ka buang sa mental hospital…
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Buang1: Oi! Unsaon diay pag-ikyas diri?
Buang2: Gamit lang ta ug flashlight. Latay ta sa suga…
Buang1: Palungun pa lang nimo ang suga, mahulog ko! Unsay pagtuo nimo nako, buang?

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Usa ka bayot namatay. Gi istorya ni San Pedro.

San Pedro: Dili man ka pwede diri sa langit.
Bayot: Hah? Ngano man San Pedro?
San Pedro: Basta dili gyud pwede ang mga bayot diri sa langit.
Bayot: Aw cge gud. Adto nlng ko sa rainbow mag slide2x.
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Kustomer: Day, pila man ang kilo aning imong kamatis?
Tindera: ay, tag biente ang kilo ani Sir.
Kustomer: brato ra diay ba?
Tindera: Oo, brato ra gayod ni kay panahon man karon sa kamatis.
Kustomer: Kung mao kana, ako na pakyawon tanan.
Tindera: Ayaw lang pud tawon Sir…
Kustomer: kay ngano man dili puwede?
Tindera: Nah… walay nakoy itinda?
bisaya, bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya,
Pastilan!
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