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Monday, September 21, 2009

Bisaya jokes 1 - September

Fork Shomai mo diha! (Not my pictures)
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Bata: Lord,give us this day our daily bread with ham,egg and cheese,french fries,salad on the side.
Ginoo:(Nitubag) Day, pagsure uy! Ga-ampo ka or ga-order?


Love & Marriage CYCLE
1-2yrs mgsalo og plato
3-5yrs tagsa’g plato
5-7yrs linabayay na’g plato
8-10yrs wala na cla plato!
Dats wat we call
PLATOnic LOVE..
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Midterm exam sa statistics:

Classmate 1: (Pinahunghung) Bai, pila na kabuok ang piglet?
Classmate 2: Ha? Unsay pasabot nimo? Wa man gibutang sa problem.
Classmate 1: Mao gani, pero dib a ang triplet 3, ang twins duha, pila man kabuok ang piglet?
Classmate 2: (Pugong ug katawa) Baktin man nang piglet bai.

INTING SA AMERICA:

Si Inting mi adto sa USA, ni order ug sikwati iyang gihigop bisag init ug nakahilak si Inting!
AMERICAN: Anything?
INTING: Init molang!

Curefeu! (not my picture)











Duha ka bungol

Duha ka bungol nagtagbo sa dalan…
Bungol 1: O Pre! Asa man ka? Mouli na ka?
Bungol 2: Dili Pre! Mouli nako.
Bungol 1: Mao ba! Abi nakog mouli na ka!

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7 comments:

RafÉ said...

Well, mabuti at inilagay mo na hindi sayo 'yung CUREFEU pic, dahil kinuha ko 'yan matagal na sa loob ng pader ng Intramuros, Manila sa may Mapua (gamit ko ay 'yung aking Nokia 5300)

RafÉ said...

BTW, kung pwede po pakisabi sa akin kung saan ninyo nakuha yung pic, dahil inilagay ko lang siya sa isang private forum. Salamat po. recarlos88@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Gikuha na gyud diay nimo

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