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Monday, August 24, 2009

Bisaya jokes 2 - August

Pari: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Juan: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Juan: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari: Atay rah !
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Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Client: Mahimo binisay-on imo pangutana, Sir?
Judge: Interpreter, translate the question.
Interpreter: Kinsa kuno si Tabyo?
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In the Paradise of Eden;

EVE: Adam, do you really love me?
ADAM: Gaga! Naa pa ba diay lain!?
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KINSAY MAS BRAYT?

Bata: Kinsay mas brayt Pa, ang Amerikano o Pilipino?
Amahan: Mas brayt ang Amerikano Dong, kay ang mga bata didto sa Amerika, gagmay pa gani, maayo na kaayo mo-ininglis.
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Operator: AT&T, How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you're calling?
Pinoy: Aybegurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you're calling phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel.
I will spell his name foneticali, Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io, and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport agen, B as in Because, A as in airport agen, N as in enemy, Q as in Cuba, U as in Europe, E as in important, and L as in elephant.
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anak nangayo ug money para pang Dota.....

Anak: Ma, ngau ta kug 500
Mama: Unsa? 400? Dakoa pud anang 300!
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unsaon mana nimong 200?.

Abi nimog saun ra mangitag 100?

50 gani lisod kitaon.

20 pa kaha?.....

niay 5 oh!.......

nice strategy!
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Si Meyor ug Pito nya ka mga konsehal nangadto sa usa ka imnanan/hubo2x....
sa wala pa sila nka sulod, nabasahan nila ang karatola na naga-ingon.....
" BELOW 18 NOT ALLOWED " ...

Meyor : ATRAS!...Di nalang ta madayun.
Mga konsehal : Ngano man Meyor?
Meyor : Walo ra ta!...
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Teacher: Unsay dapat buhaton kung maglinog?
Juan: Magsuga, mam!
Teacher: Ha? Ngano man?
Juan: Maglinog man sa among payag kada gabii man. Inig pasiga nako sa suga, muundang dayon ang linog!

discretion::::::
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Teacher: Class, pagdala mo ug chip ahoy ha.
Student: Mam may “s” to and spelling maam…
Teacher: Ah, sorry. Chip ahoys!
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Teacher: What is ur name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is ur old?

intawon nibudlat ang mata sa student kay wa to sa lesson
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Inday gikan nag pa check-up sa doktor

Ma'am: Inday unsa na may balita sa imong check up?
Inday : grabe ma'am kay kanser man
Ma'am: Ha, kanser unsa man imong balak karon?
Inday : Ay ako na lang pahibalu-on si ser kay kan' Ser man ning bata.

bisdak, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisaya,
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