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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Bisaya jokes 3 - July

Discretion is advised
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sa bus,

juan: k0nsyensya kaayo ko mutan-aw sa babaye nga nagtindog unya ako naglingkod..
pedr0: unya unsa man im0ng gibuhat?
juan: nalu0y man ko .. no choice, piyong na lamang ko..
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Titser: Class, what are the different colors of bananas?
Juan: Mam, green, yellow, red, and brown.
Titser: Gago jud ka, naa bay brown nga saging?
Juan: Gaga sad ka, ang linung-ag diay piki na!?
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Sexy girl nangumpisal. ..
Pari: Iha, unsa may imong sala?
Girl: Father, ug makabati kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di nako mapugngan makig-sex niya!
Pari: Buang, ka leche gud anang sala-a, peste! Ataya nuh!
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Si Pedro naulahig sulod sa klase.
Titser: Pedro ulahi na pod ka..
Pedro: Ulahi man god ang akong relo Ma’am.
Titser: Problema ba na? i-adbans god.
Pedro: Sige Ma’am.

Taudtaod...
Titser: O, Pedro asa man ka?
Pedro: Ting-uli na Ma’am!
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BAKTIN
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Anak: Tay, nganong kanang atong mga baktin maglakaw nga magduko man?
Amahan: Naulaw na sila, Dong, nga kaliwat sila ug baboy.
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SIPYAT NGA PAMASIN!

Dili tanan party lingaw...ang 3rd party?
(nahan diay mo ana ha? naay mo underground sa imo langga? ha!)

Dili tanan trese (13) malas.."13 month pay"
(o ha? dba ka alegre ana)

Dili tanan negatibo makamog-ot or makaluya... "Pregnancy Test"
(nice nice maayo gani negative..hapit! amahan unta ka!)

Dili pud tanan positibo maglipay naka or mag silibrit ba karon..."H.I.V Postive"
(na! unya kinsa may ganahan mag hapi hapi ana abir?)

Dili tanan hinog lami..."Pimpols!"
(ewww yucks!? mo kaon diay ka ana? its so kaka..)
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Pulis gidakop ang prostitute

Prosti: wala ko nagabaligya og sex oi
Police: Unsa man diay ng ginabuhat nimo?
Prosti: Saleswoman ko oi..nagabaligya og condom w/ free demo.
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Tindero: Oi suki! palit na og gatas sa baka tag dyes pesos lng.
Manong: Ah! mahala gud! wala kay tagpiso lang diha?
Tindero: Naa man, pero ikaw pa ang mo supsop sa baka.
bisdak, bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya,
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7 comments:

Rolz said...

OMG! This is sooooooooo funny! nalingaw kaayo ko grabeh nakong katawa diri sa work! hahahahah

Andres Pasilan Jr. said...

Nabasa na baya pud k ani kay gipadala sa ako classmate sa amo yahoogroups.

pero lingaw bya japon kaayo.

grizelda said...

hahaha!! makalingaw.. hehehe cge lang kog katawa..
more jokes please!!

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