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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Bisaya jokes 2 - July

bisaya jokes, bisaya, bisdak, binisaya,
Unsay English sa cat?
Mitubag si Dodong," cat"
"nganong cat man ang english sa iring Ma.?"
Mituba si Mama, "kay mocatcat man sa bongbong"
"Nganong dog man ang English sa iro, Ma?"
"Kay mo dog man ang mga itoy sa inahan."
" Bright diay ka ma"
"Ikaw bright pod ka Dong?"
" O, kay liwat man ka".
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Unsay may eningles sa saging ma.
Mitubag ang inahan," cardaba"
Mitubag ang bata, " dili uy ingon ni Mam.
Unsa man?
"Banana" tubag sa bata
Ang tinuod Dong ang banana kanang hinog nga saging.
Ha. ha.ha Roll Eyes
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bana: love, kining akong sapi sa america ako ning tigumon para sa imong pag anak kay sesarian man kaha ka?
asawa: 0o love.
bisaya jokes, bisaya, bisdak, binisaya,
pag anak sa asawa mi abot na ang bana, ang ilang anak kuyaw kaayo kay
kung unsa isulti nga ngalan mamatay.

bata: lolo ( patay ang lolo )
bata: lola (patay ang lola )
bana: sus kakuyaw na ani oi basin ako nay sunod isulti sa bata ani hu hu hu hu patay gyod ko ani karon.
bata: papa!! papa!! ( natingala sya kay nagkagutbot ang silingan kay naay namatay)...
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First day of work ni Huling as secretary sa office ni Atty. Bukdoy

Diay mi abot nga ambongang laki.

"Wait sa sir ha." dayon punit si Huling sa telepono. Pa cute cute dayon ang baje, pa as if nga naay gika-istorya...

Hulat lang tawon ang laki, hilom nga naglingkod.

Pagkataod-taod, gibutang ni Huling ang phone. Lami kaayog smile.

"What can I do for you sir?"
bisaya jokes, bisaya, bisdak, binisaya,
"Ah, wala mam. Taoran lang unta nkug linya inyong telepono!"
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