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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Bisaya jokes 2 - June

Iro1: Pre, ingon sila kaning atong laway naay rabies, ang rabies makamatay.
Iro2: Unya, unsay problema?
Iro1: Gitulon naku akong laway. Kulbaan ko!
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bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes, bisdak,
Ang una namatay c "DA KING"..
Sunod namatay c "DA BOY"
sunod nsad c "DA MASTERRAPPER"..
wala kaha ma kulbaan si..

"DAGUL"? AHAHA....
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Dear tay,

padad-i ko ug brief ky akong brief buslot na.

ang 2bag:

anak, agwantahi lng usa ky ako gani garter nlng! :D
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LOLO: kaniadto, akong 5 pesos inig adto nako sa department st0re,makadala nakog gatas, pan, medyas, polo, ug pantalon.
APO: karon diay lo?
LOLO: lisod na karon kay naay survelance CAMERA.:>
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One day... sa tindahan..
bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya jokes, bisdak,
BATA: ayooh!
Tindera: unsa man?
BATA: naa moyload?
Tindera: oh! naa!
BATA: pateksa ko beh!...ehehe
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Pari: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Juan: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Juan: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari: Atay rah !
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APO: Lo kaon na intawon, bisag duha lang ka kutsara.

LOLO: Atay! Giango-ango na mo? Lugaw gani maglisod? kog tulon, kutsara pa kaha? Duha pa jud kabook!

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Nag conduct og evaluation ang Doctor aron mahibal-an kung duna bay improvement sa iyang mga pasyente sa Mental Hospital...

Ang doctor nag drawing og purtahan sa pader. Ni ingon dayon ang doctor.
"O kinsa tong na nga ayo na hala pwede na mo gawas ablihi lang ninyo ning purtahan"...

So ang mga boang nga ganahan na mo uli nag inilugay og adto sa pader unya namatikdan sa doctor nga naay usa nga wla ni duol sa gi drawing nga purtahan sa pader. Naka ingon ang doctor nga arang-arang naa gyuy usa nga tarong. Gipa ngutana sya sa doctor...
"Ngano wla mn ka ni duol sa pader dli ka gnahan mo gawas diri?"

Og kalit nga gi tubag sa buang ang maong Doctor...
"Ayaw ko ilara doc...kabalo ko oi....nga naa nimo ang yabi..."

Dakong dismaya sa Doctor kay buang lang diay gihapon...

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