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Monday, June 1, 2009

Bisaya jokes 1 - June

Usa ka adlaw ni adto sa doctor si Pedro aron magpa Vasectomy.
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Doctor:dili ra ba lalim ang pag pa Vasectomy,nagsabot na ba mo sa imong asawa?
Pedro:O Dok sugot siya.
Doctor:Sa imong mga anak?
Pedro:O Dok 17 ang pabor 3 ray supak.

aysus Ginoo!
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Samtang nagklase si Maam Isyat, siya nagkanayon...

Maam Isyat : Kinsa ninyo ganahan muadto sa langit?!

...Ug ang tanang mga estudyante niisa sa ilang tuong kamot, gawas lang kang Pedro...
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Maam Isyat : O Pedro, nganong dili man ka ganahan muadto sa langit?!
Pedro : Maam, nitugon man gud 'to si mama nga paulion ko niya ug sayo!
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Mga Pinoy, Intsek ug Hapon sa Saudi nag pustahay kon
kinsa ang maka pronawns sa pulong nga "Bulaklak at Paroparo". Ang mga
Pinoy mipusta ug dako Sa ilang paisano.

Intsek: "Bulaklak at Palopalo", ang intsek pildi kay
dili maka pronawns ug litra nga "R".

Hapon: "Burakrak at Paruparu", ang hapon pildi kay
dili makalitok ug litra nga "L".

Pinoy: "Buyakyak at Payopayo", labaw pang napildi, kay
taga Surigao man diay ang kontestant.
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babaye: NAGLAGOT KO SA PHOTOGRAPHER !
lalaki: NGANO MAN??
babaye: kay nagpapicture ko NAGSANDIG LUBI.
lalaki: unya?
babaye: kalagot oy ko...kay pagkadevelop...NAGKAGOD NAMAN KO UG LUBI !!
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6 comments:

Joe del Puerto said...

Nindot ni kay makakatawa ta. Naa baya pud koy mga jokes. Pwede magpadala pud dinhi?

Andres Pasilan Jr. said...

Pabasa bay ha... para malingaw pud ko dire sa work nako. he he he

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