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Thursday, May 21, 2009

Bisaya jokes 4 - May

ERAP visiting marines in Mindanao: Why are the soldiers sad?
GENERAL Camacho: Fatigue lang, Sir.
ERAP: Simple solusyon! Palitan ang fatige, suot sila ng maong...
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Isko: Gubot gyud ang kinabuhi
Paeng: Mao, kinagubutan. Tan awa, naminyo kos byuda may anak dalaga. Gipakaslan pud ni tatay ang anak. Nanay na nuon nako ang dalaga ug si tatay akong anak. Ang asawa nako, ugangan ni tatay, ug manganak sila, lolo ko sa akong igsoon. Waahhh..kagubot!
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Si Dodong miuli gikan sa Manila. Dili na kahibalo ug bisaya." Dong , kumusta . pila na may anak ninyo dong,? pangutana ni Nanay. " Lima na po ma". tubag ni Dodong. " Unya na ka balay na mo didto dong", "Wala pa po ma, nag upa lang kami nga bahay". Misagbat dayon si Nanay "mao diay nga lima na injong anak dong kay nagsigi ra mo ug upa sa balay." Ha ha ha.
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Human sa closing program.Nagdali pagpauli sa balay si Dodong.
DODONG: Ma, taas lagi akong grado Ma.
INAHAN: Unsay taas, nagsugod ug atsa. Puro 75. Mao nay resulta sa hap day hap day ug eskwela.
DODONG: Kadako sa akong grado Ma.
INAHAN: Unsay dako, igo rang nakahawid.
DODONG:Kadako sa grado nako Ma, hap day hap ra man na.
INAHAN: Mao nay resulta. Moeskwela ug buntag,absent sa hapon.
DODONG:Pananglitan kon moeskwela ko ug whol day ma., Pila na may akong grado, dili ba 150 ma?
INAHAN: Bright gyod ka Dong.
DODONG: Ikaw Ma, bright pud ka Ma,
INAHAN: Bright gyod kay liwat man ka.
DODONG: Hatagi kog singko Ma.
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TEACHER: What's the medicine of odorous armpit?
STUDENTS: Tawas Mam, Roll on mam, deodorant mam.
TEACHER: What is the medicine of "your odorous and bad breath"?
STUDENTS: very difficult mam. You answer mam
TEACHER: The best medicine is " Dont talk to me".
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Teacher: Pupils translate this sentence in Bisaya. Ten dog in town die.
Pupil: Easy Mam. Napulo ka iro namatay sa lungsod.
Teacher: No. No. No . You are all poor in comprehension.
You can not translate this in Bisaya because it is already in Bisaya.
Everybody follow me. " Tindog intawon day."
Pupils: Very bright gyud ka man. Liwat pud me sa imo mam.
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6 comments:

Monster Paperbag said...

Lingaw kaayo ang imong blog! :)

Rolz said...

OMG! hahahaha mabuang ko sa imong blog! that's a good thing! i've been reading the jokes here and kataw-anan jud oi! i'm afraid nga mahutdan nako ug mabasa so pls update jud! hahahah

on this entry, nagkatawa jud ko sa "upa" ba hahahahahah

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